It hurts to look this good

Last week we had our annual recruiting event at ID, which meant that I was destined to look professional—all suit and tie like—for two days. It is amazing what a nice suit can do for a muppet-like boy like myself. It is also amazing what dress shoes that no longer fit can do to a fancy lad... also like myself. After two days of Kenneth Cole style foot binding I was walking with a full limp from tender soles, the back of my ankles blistered and opened, and my feet were bloody messes from nails cutting toes. I have no idea how you pointy-shoe wearers out there do it. Viva la sensible shoes!